Power Outage with a Baby - The Learning Curve

Things I learned during this morning's power outages -

• You do not need to worry about an alarm clock during a power outage if you have a baby. He/She will wake you up at the regular time. Oh wait, you were already up praying that he/she would gift you some extra time to prepare the house ?? Not a chance.
• As soon as the power goes out, that dang battery back-up surge protector you own is going to start beeping loudly to announce that you have a limited amount of time before your precious electronics will go out, so you better power down. Screw that! Let the electronics go out immediately, just stop beeping so the baby doesn't wake up.
• The sound machine in your baby's room was set to "Rain". Now that it is off, you must tiptoe around the house or he/she will wake up. This goes for overnight sleeping as well as nap time. Oh, and when the power inevitably comes back on during the middle of sleepy time, it will not go back to the gentle rain that you had it set to. No, it will go back to the default "Rain forest" which involves loudly tweeting birds that will wake your baby up. Better just to leave the sound machine off during rolling blackouts. I hate that thing.
• That battery-powered Sleep Sheep that you weren't sure you would use much because it only made the sound machine noises for 40 minutes?? Well, that will come to your rescue now that your dumb plug-in sound machine insists on reverting back to the squawking rain forest birds. Yay for Sleep Sheep. Not that your baby is going to nap at all today.
• Another thing that runs on batteries that will save you? The swing!! If your baby has somewhat outgrown the swing, but is refusing to nap because "something just isn't right in the house" during the power outage, the swing will work! I at least got 20 minutes of no crying because of the swing. Note - the swing will not work on any other day anymore.
• You will become hyper-aware of the status of the freezer. Why? Not because the frozen dinners or smoothie fruit in there might thaw. No, it is because you have 4-6 weeks of stored milk (and in my case it is treasured dairy- and egg-free stored milk) that you would cry for days over if it were to thaw. So, prepare a cooler by putting it outside in the 20 degree weather and then put all of your liquid gold breast milk on the shaded back porch away from the warm house. Thanks Dad for the suggestion. I can't believe I have at least a half gallon of my own milk sitting on our back porch in Texas.
• Feeling cold? Wrap your baby in a cuddly blanket and let him/her nurse and then cuddle with you asleep in your lap. Ahh...instant heater.

I'm sure there is more that I learned, but those are the items I will take away most from. What an interesting morning.